So I'd like to take the opportunity to say sorry about the sudden Good Omens-y slant this journal has developed without, you know, much warning at all, really. And also to present 1400 words of Pike teaching Gaila to ride a horse, except not really.

I know nothing about horses except what a thirty-second internet search can teach a person, so I  ( Read more... )

The one and only proper fic that I wrote for shipwars, useless as I am. Pretty old, but I'm posting it because I am obscenely proud of it and I want it archived here and I totally forgot earlier, hahahaha.

Title: In The Startled Ear Of Night
Summary: "Pike holds onto One's face, or faces, and feels astonishingly safe. Like a man in a desert, being ( Read more... )

Title: this thing all things devours
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Nero/Mandana, Pike/One, Nero/One
Summary: Riddles in the dark.
A/N: Blame boosette . No, really.

( Nero sits down on the edge of the slab, his bony hip digging into the bruised flesh of Pike's upper arm. )

...I am posting some of the better short fic I've been dishing out mercilessly in moments of extraordinary procrastination, and prefacing it with belated encouragement to go read and vote at redshirt_roster , since we haven't had enough yet to determine this week's winner and loser.

In no particular order --

For "the best damn drabble fest in the 'verse" at where_no_woman , ( Read more... )

Title: Swashing Buckles, Righting Wrongs: From the Fabulous Adventures of Captain James Significant Pause Cook, 6/?
Author: ( Read more... )

Title: Torture Would Make Anyone Maudlin, Okay?
Author:
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Title: Swashing Buckles, Righting Wrongs: From the Fabulous Adventures of Captain James Significant Pause Cook, 4/?
Author: possibly_thrice
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Pike/Kirk.
Summary: Prompted by st_xi_kink . Kirk never meets Pike or Uhura, and runs off with a broken-heart-crazed McCoy to be a pirate. For a moment, it seems as if there will be an actual plot. Then I reveal ( Read more... )

Title: Swashing Buckles, Righting Wrongs: From the Fabulous Adventures of Captain James Significant Pause Cook, 2/?
Author:
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Title: An Inverted Image
Author:
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Really not what I was expecting to write. I blame st_xi_kink.

Title: Just A Thing
Author:
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